في شركة تيلى بيرفورمانس .. الساعة 5
صفاء : انهاردة في اوفر تايم .. هنقعد ساعة زيادة
صلاح: لا مينفعش لازم امشى حالا
صفاء: معلش اقعد الساعة 6 كلنا هنمشي
صلاح: مينفعش انا لازم اكون 6 في الدقي
صفاء: ليه رايح فين ؟؟ شكلك هتقابل بنوتة
صلاح: لا خالص بس حاجة مهمة فعلا
صفاء: طيب على الاقل اقعد لحد 5.30 و بعدين امشى
صلاح: ماشى
الساعة 5.30
محمد: محدش يمشى يا جماعة انهاردة القبض
صلاح: !!!!!!!!!!!!!
صلاح: مينفعش امشى و اقبض بعدين ؟
محمد: هتضطر تروح المعادي .. استنى اقبض دلوقتى
صلاح: !!!!!!!!!!
الساعة 6
يا رب يا مسهل
الساعة 6.30
صفاء : انهاردة في اوفر تايم .. هنقعد ساعة زيادة
صلاح: لا مينفعش لازم امشى حالا
صفاء: معلش اقعد الساعة 6 كلنا هنمشي
صلاح: مينفعش انا لازم اكون 6 في الدقي
صفاء: ليه رايح فين ؟؟ شكلك هتقابل بنوتة
صلاح: لا خالص بس حاجة مهمة فعلا
صفاء: طيب على الاقل اقعد لحد 5.30 و بعدين امشى
صلاح: ماشى
الساعة 5.30
محمد: محدش يمشى يا جماعة انهاردة القبض
صلاح: !!!!!!!!!!!!!
صلاح: مينفعش امشى و اقبض بعدين ؟
محمد: هتضطر تروح المعادي .. استنى اقبض دلوقتى
صلاح: !!!!!!!!!!
الساعة 6
يا رب يا مسهل
الساعة 6.30
اخيرا !! جاتكوا ال ...
لا و المرتب ناقص كمان
يلا الحمد لله
الساعة 7.10 مركز لغة انجليزية في الدقي
Emmy: Helloo
Salah: hello , i'm so sorry for being late but i got stuck at work
Emmy: You are always late
salah: I'm sorry again
Emmy: we are having here some kind of a T.V show , those are the announcers and u r the next caller ,
Salah: okay
Hashisha: hello ?
Salah: hello who is that
hashisha: LOL
emmy: nooo u r the caller , its a tv show
Salah: ahaa okay .. hello
hashisha: Hi , who is that
Salah: I'm Salah
Hashisha: hi salah , were you following from the beginning
Salah: not really i'm just back from work I've no clue what's going on actually
Hashisha: okay we are discussing the "dream girl/guy" now, tell us about your dream girl
Salah: Okay she's short , good cooker , religious , smart , sophesticated
emmy: wow short ? why short
salah: because i like them short
bla bla bla
bla bla bla
emmy: we are done with the program .. it was really nice
emmy: so what we are having here now
omar: salah and me are ready with the scene
emmy: really ? that's great , dig in
Salah: hold on a second i've to revise the script
emmy: it's okay
انا بقلع النظارة و بلبس الايس كاب .. تنكر يعنى
omar: the scene is between an egyptian guy and a foriegn reporter ,, she's interviewing him down the street
emmy: okay go
المشهد يبدأ :
Omar: Hi
Salah: We 3alkom el salam ya 2otta
Omar: Do you speak English?
Salah: Berfect
Omar: Do you mind if I interview u?
Salah: No, I don't have a mind
Omar: What's your name?
Salah: Salah
Omar:..so. how do you find life here inEgypt
Salah: Egybt..very nice cantry..nice wezar..nice food..byramidz
Omar: oh well..beside the weather and the pyramids..what else
do you like in your country?
Salah: Byramids,nice wezar,nice food
Omar: Ok..let's move on..what do you do?
Salah: I am very well, sank you
Omar: No, I mean do you have a job?
Salah (looking around him and whispering): Jobat?..no I don't have
any(jobat)..lessa mastaba7nash..do you have a (job) with you?..we
can esmoke it in my car..dont warry about bolice
Omar: Oh my god, DO YOU WORK?
Salah: Yas yas..Taxi drivar
Omar: What do you think about the traffic problem inegypt
Salah: Very big broblem..very much cars..you see?..but za guvurment is trying to make it bettar..zey did za circle street and za me7war street..and zey make all streets one way so if you go..you cant come back..niahahaha3
Omar: What about the economic problems inEgypt
Salah: I do not undurstand what u say
Omar: I mean..how do u deal with money problems inEgypt
Salah: No NO NO..Egybt very rich cantry...we have alot of
cotton..alot of water..and we have byramidz
Omar: So do you make a lot of money?
Salah: No no.. it is not legal to make money..one frend I know make money at home..and he go to brizon..if you make money at home..you can only give it to za banzeena man..zey take any money
Omar: let me rephrase..sinceEgypt
have a lot of money?
Salah: me?! ..Not alot..but I eat and drink Al7amdulelah?
Omar: Then where does all the money go?
Salah: Guvurment
Omar: And what does the government do with the money?
Salah: Zey Build circle street,me7war street and make all streets
one way
Omar: well, Ok...Do you vote?
Salah: What duz zat mean?
Omar: Do you choose your president
Salah: Mubarak?
Omar: yes
Salah (nervously): I didnt give my voice..but if I was..i will give
him my voice
Omar: Why him?
Salah: Because he was an airoblane in za war..he waz za leadar
airoblane
Omar: But there are no wars right now
Salah: But if we have war..you see?...we know we will have a very
good airoblane in it
Omar: what about the last 26 years ?
Salah: I got marry..and have 3ala2 and Amira..and drive taxi
Omar: No, I meant what did Mubarak do for Egypt in the last
26 years
Salah: He build circle street, me7war street and make all streets
one way
Omar: Thank you very much for your time Mr. Salah
Salah: No broblem,only 10 bound
Omar: I never said I will pay you for this
Salah: Ok..just give me the (job) then..we smoke, and make head
Omar: Grrrrrrrr
Salah: ok ok..need a Taxi? The whole class : LOOOOOOOOOOOOL
emmy: wow that was soooo funny
Salah: No problem ,, u lite egybt
لا و المرتب ناقص كمان
يلا الحمد لله
الساعة 7.10 مركز لغة انجليزية في الدقي
Emmy: Helloo
Salah: hello , i'm so sorry for being late but i got stuck at work
Emmy: You are always late
salah: I'm sorry again
Emmy: we are having here some kind of a T.V show , those are the announcers and u r the next caller ,
Salah: okay
Hashisha: hello ?
Salah: hello who is that
hashisha: LOL
emmy: nooo u r the caller , its a tv show
Salah: ahaa okay .. hello
hashisha: Hi , who is that
Salah: I'm Salah
Hashisha: hi salah , were you following from the beginning
Salah: not really i'm just back from work I've no clue what's going on actually
Hashisha: okay we are discussing the "dream girl/guy" now, tell us about your dream girl
Salah: Okay she's short , good cooker , religious , smart , sophesticated
emmy: wow short ? why short
salah: because i like them short
bla bla bla
bla bla bla
emmy: we are done with the program .. it was really nice
emmy: so what we are having here now
omar: salah and me are ready with the scene
emmy: really ? that's great , dig in
Salah: hold on a second i've to revise the script
emmy: it's okay
انا بقلع النظارة و بلبس الايس كاب .. تنكر يعنى
omar: the scene is between an egyptian guy and a foriegn reporter ,, she's interviewing him down the street
emmy: okay go
المشهد يبدأ :
Omar: Hi
Salah: We 3alkom el salam ya 2otta
Omar: Do you speak English?
Salah: Berfect
Omar: Do you mind if I interview u?
Salah: No, I don't have a mind
Omar: What's your name?
Salah: Salah
Omar:..so. how do you find life here in
Salah: Egybt..very nice cantry..nice wezar..nice food..byramidz
Omar: oh well..beside the weather and the pyramids..what else
do you like in your country?
Salah: Byramids,nice wezar,nice food
Omar: Ok..let's move on..what do you do?
Salah: I am very well, sank you
Omar: No, I mean do you have a job?
Salah (looking around him and whispering): Jobat?..no I don't have
any(jobat)..lessa mastaba7nash..do you have a (job) with you?..we
can esmoke it in my car..dont warry about bolice
Omar: Oh my god, DO YOU WORK?
Salah: Yas yas..Taxi drivar
Omar: What do you think about the traffic problem in
Salah: Very big broblem..very much cars..you see?..but za guvurment is trying to make it bettar..zey did za circle street and za me7war street..and zey make all streets one way so if you go..you cant come back..niahahaha3
Omar: What about the economic problems in
Salah: I do not undurstand what u say
Omar: I mean..how do u deal with money problems in
Salah: No NO NO..Egybt very rich cantry...we have alot of
cotton..alot of water..and we have byramidz
Omar: So do you make a lot of money?
Salah: No no.. it is not legal to make money..one frend I know make money at home..and he go to brizon..if you make money at home..you can only give it to za banzeena man..zey take any money
Omar: let me rephrase..since
have a lot of money?
Salah: me?! ..Not alot..but I eat and drink Al7amdulelah?
Omar: Then where does all the money go?
Salah: Guvurment
Omar: And what does the government do with the money?
Salah: Zey Build circle street,me7war street and make all streets
one way
Omar: well, Ok...Do you vote?
Salah: What duz zat mean?
Omar: Do you choose your president
Salah: Mubarak?
Omar: yes
Salah (nervously): I didnt give my voice..but if I was..i will give
him my voice
Omar: Why him?
Salah: Because he was an airoblane in za war..he waz za leadar
airoblane
Omar: But there are no wars right now
Salah: But if we have war..you see?...we know we will have a very
good airoblane in it
Omar: what about the last 26 years ?
Salah: I got marry..and have 3ala2 and Amira..and drive taxi
Omar: No, I meant what did Mubarak do for Egypt in the last
26 years
Salah: He build circle street, me7war street and make all streets
one way
Omar: Thank you very much for your time Mr. Salah
Salah: No broblem,only 10 bound
Omar: I never said I will pay you for this
Salah: Ok..just give me the (job) then..we smoke, and make head
Omar: Grrrrrrrr
Salah: ok ok..need a Taxi? The whole class : LOOOOOOOOOOOOL
emmy: wow that was soooo funny
Salah: No problem ,, u lite egybt
هناك تعليق واحد:
heeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
you LIGHT Egypt abo SALAH
كانت ايام جامدة ايام ايمي دي
بالذات ساعة كوبري اكتوبر
so that any DOG thinks about turning back, there will be ×××× waiting for him down the street
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